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Reptilian Popinjay
06-24-2005, 01:48 AM
...suddenly shout out "Superb, we have the Laser Core, we control the forces of nature, and we have humbled GI Joe! We now stand ready to RULE THE WORLD!!!" and then laugh maniacally.

People's reactions are very funny.

06-26-2005, 08:15 PM
I like to pull out "And the world shall pay for your incompetence!" (from Flint's Vacation). Great when someone admits a mistake.

For my own mistakes, I prefer, "My wonderful cubes! All gone! Now I'll never rule the world!"

07-02-2005, 03:58 AM
...personally, I like to trot out the old "LIES! UNSUBSTANTIATED LIES!" from one of CC's rants (from the movie, I think) when it seems appropriate...

07-02-2005, 09:14 PM
how about after the meeting is over yelling "and knowing is half the battle"?