Since there seems to be an abundance of members on here who like to follow along in the tradition of humor in GIJOE I thought I would challenge a few of you ( you know who you are) to come up with some captions for various situations Doc has been in. The rules are simple, caption the photo keeping in mind the forum rules, then each week we will put up a new photo of Doc.
Why Doc? Why not Doc? after all he was the fan's choice figure after all.

ok here is the first of hopefully many...

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"hurry the village people tryouts are about to start"

"Last one to the Cold Slither concert is a rotten egg!"

Shipwreck are you sure I can out run death?

"you put your left arm in and you shake it all about..NO Doc your other left.. remind me not to let you operate on me if i get appendicitis.

This happens every time we all eat Gung Ho's gumbo!

Doc to Shipwreck:

"Wanna' come by my quarters tonight and watch some gladiator movies?"

C'mon Shipwreck, I hear the PX just got a case of wave 10!

Doc to Shipwreck:

"Wanna' come by my quarters tonight and watch some gladiator movies?"

^^someone has seen Airplane one too many times..
"Joey have you ever seen a gladiator movie?"
"Joey have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

^^someone has seen Airplane one too many times..
"Joey have you ever seen a gladiator movie?"
"Joey have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

It was either, "watch some gladiator movies" or "watch 2 Girls 1 Cup". I stand by my decision.










BTW, I haven't seen "Airplane" in like, 15 years... I saw "2 Girls 1 Cup" yesterday. :p

It was either, "watch some gladiator movies" or "watch 2 Girls 1 Cup". I stand by my decision.










BTW, I haven't seen "Airplane" in like, 15 years... I saw "2 Girls 1 Cup" yesterday. :p
I saw that awhile back. Do you think that's real s**t they are eatin'?

I saw that awhile back. Do you think that's real s**t they are eatin'?

Well, now that we've 'gone there', maybe Doc and Shipwreck can answer that question...



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"2 Guys 1 Sailor Cap"

Well, now that we've 'gone there', maybe Doc and Shipwreck can answer that question...

"2 Guys 1 Sailor Cap"
Enough!

I just threw up in my mouth!

:cool:

Dude!!, Its 3:00. Oprah is on.

Doc: "You know Shipwreck, I don't HAVE to hold your hand EEVERYtime you have a potty emergency"


Others: MOVE IT HE"S GONNA GO.....I have my suit on

Doc: Hey, Shipwreck and...uh...Black Manta...catch that guy, he stole one of my shirts!

Doc! quit looking at Mara like she is the fish special of the day!

"Doc, I know your a physician but there's an emergency. Quit Grabbng there and telling me to cough"

Doc: "Uh, Shipwreck, you have some nasty purple leakage going on."

Shipwreck: "Occupational Hazard."

Doc: :confused:

PIC for WEEK 2
no more posts for week one
also keep in mind the forum rules I would hate for this thread to get deleted locked or whatever.

Doc:" just whomp it on the back and spit in it!"
Cutter:
"You have been watching No Time for Sergeants again haven't you Doc."

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dont know No Time for Sergeants? check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBXmVqcAP6M

"EBay bidding in the 1980s"

Guys, keep it clean so all can enjoy the thread.

Doc: GIJOE has such a big budget for technological advances like these, yet they can't even afford to buy a chair for you to sit on.

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Doc:
"Breaker 1-9, is anyone there?
Come on back truckers and talk to Teddy Bear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY4BV14OZzQ)..."

Doc: "We've got Breaker, Dial Tone, Mainframe and Sparks. But who do they send out on the radioactive rocks to fix the dang radio? ME! Lousy buncha @$&#%!"

Man, why can't I order asbestos underwear online anymore?!

Just a few more adjustments and I'll be watching pay per view for free

"Lousy Ebay...We order a Star Wars arcade cabinet and we get Space Wars."

E.T. phone home

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NO Mom I won't be home for dinner..yes mom.. uh huh I'm sorry if its getting cold but Duke said... uh huh... ok... I will be home soon then..yes maam.

"Dang it! This thing is running Vista!"

1st pic:

"Hurry Up Guys,Maniac Is Giving Out Free Tamalez At His Stand"

2nd pic:


"Man,I Just Love Playing With My New Atari"

maniac

"Man,I Just Love Playing With My New Atari"

maniac
maniac, I was going to use the same line only with a commadore 64

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Hello, I'm Chris Hansen;
This week on DATELINE'S "To Catch A Predator" series, we meet a Mr. Carl W. Greer...

"The salesman at Best Buy told me I needed this for the switch to DTV next February"

Doc Thinking To Himself

I Am So Glad I Added Frogger!!

"Yeah this was just lying on the curb. I can't believe someone would just throw out a perfectly good mainframe. Plus it has Asteroids."

"Cutter man, I just can't get this thing to pass emissions! Looks like you're gonna need that new catalytic converter after all......"

"Plus it has Asteroids."

My dad has astroids. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.

here ya go:

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here ya go:

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That's the last time I take my '64 Impala to "Wayne Customs"!

Should I,Shouldnt I,

Trade This Crappy Vintage Car To Cheech & Chong For A Couple Of Pounds.Of Home Grown Marijuana Plants..

Maniac

Doc: "I told Clutch that I needed a Bloodmobile!"

Where is the emergency? I was TOLD someone had a broken back here.

Doc: "I paid for this car with all the money I saved by wearing the same clothes every day for the past 25 years."

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The recently murdered Doc wakes up in H3LL and finds it oddly overpopulated by Batman aficionados...

Doc to himself: H:)ll is full of Batman fans? I would have guessed He-Man buffs and Hot Wheels collectors.

one of my fave pics of Doc your turn to caption it


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First panel: "Hey Snake Eyes, is that an uzi in your hand or are you just glad to see me?"

Second panel: *gulp* "It's an uzi."

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panel one:
snaaaaaaaaake, the snake man, the snakinator, snako-rama, snakey, snakadingo...

panel two:
Yelp! ok yeah it wasnt funny in the 90's either.

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Ok...You have to promise me if I give you your mask back you won't shoot me.

Duuuude you promised!

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Underoos are fun to wear... I think I need another pair...

A nice snow scene for the upcoming holidays...

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"you sure Santa lives just over the hill? that aint no elf up there!"

Doc: I've got some more bad news for ya Snow Job...my hand is frozen to my helmet!

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DOC SCREAMING: I was thinking, if we didn't put the GI Joe logo so prominently on all of our equipment, maybe the bad guys wouldn't be so quick to shoot at us all the time!

How far did you say it was to the next rest stop

Not really a caption, but you'd think that the two most advanced armies in the world would have some artic vehicles that didn't rely on the driver to be exposed to the cold at high speeds, wouldn't ya? :p

Not really a caption, but you'd think that the two most advanced armies in the world would have some artic vehicles that didn't rely on the driver to be exposed to the cold at high speeds, wouldn't ya?

Ha! It took 25 years to get the funds for windows in the Sky Hawk... damn bureaucrats.

Doc: "Move it! Move it! We won't let these Cobra creeps get to Target before us!"

Snow Job: "Jeez, you'd think these places would put out more than one case of wave 10!"

Cobra Commander (over radio): "Cobra! We have spotted a Clear Wraith and Two EELS! Do NOT let the Joes escape with them!!! COBRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Doc: Hey Snow Job, do you remember that scene in "Dumb & Dumber" when Harry and Lloyd were on that minibike?

Snow Job: Don't even think about it!

Hey Doc, I know this isn't the time but, what kind of moron rides a hang glider in December?

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and I want my own ambulance named Ratchet, and I want Lifeline to take Stretcher and go to a seminar held by Scalpel, and I want
An official red ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.

Yes Carl, there is a Santa Claus. He's freakishly large and suffers from narcolepsy.

Hey Santa, you wouldn't happen to have any bulletproof helmets laying around, would ya?

Doc:I want a Billy, a Bongo the Balloon Bear with removable mask, a Soft Master, A Cobra Scout Billy, a Pythona, a Professor Appel, a Mara ,a Zanya, all Sgt Savage in 3 and 3/4 a Cobra janitor the Vindow Viper, Tiny......
Santa's thinking to self: once a year, only once, a year I have to do this, yup just once a year, Hasbro gets it all year long so Im lucky just once a year, once a year...

for Skinny...

Santa to Doc: You'll shoot your eye out kid.

I myself will have to think a bit on this one

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Doc: Remember, SJ. You let me freeze and then when the Wii comes out you come back and thaw me out. Get it.

SJ: Yes, Sir.

Doc: And don't forget where I am.

SJ: Ok, let's see...Little Tree and big rock. Got it.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m144/blowtorch84/Doc/doc001.jpg NO Doc that's not how you make a snow angel

Gee Doc, I think you're taking this yoga thing a bit too seriously.

I told you the roof was too slick to be putting up Christmas lights.

"I know that they're suede, but I think you're being a little too overprotective of your new boots Doc."

The CD cover for Cold Slithers latest club hit " butts out--- heads down...."

almost forgot this weeks:
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Doc, don't run away from your feelings!

DOC: Oh no! Not again!!

Doc: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Steven Sommers says I get to be in GIJOE 2: adoption of the fatal fluffies

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This time I got my flare gun thingy so whatcha gonna do 'bout that? huh? huh? huh?

Saw Viper - Just like a Doctor to bring a flare gun to a machinegun fight.

Saw Viper: Did your shadow just faint?!

D0C: What you don't know is as a licensed physician I could easly just walk over there shove my hand up you @#$ and stop your heart. So no I'm not scared.

keep yourselves in check guys...remember clean as a whistle Irish Spring.

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You know I might believe that you're actually listening if you took off those head phones! ------------ Sorry I know Im late but for last weeks pic- The REAL last minutes of Doc's life. SAW Viper "If you even get near me with that giant cathater Im gonna shoot you !"

"It's okay Doc, you're not the first person to get dizzy and pass out after seeing the rug in here."

C'mon boy's we only got a one hour pass great now we can go to that new tranny bar

Doc: No offense Psyche Out, but I think I make a much better Morpheus than you do.

At $200 an hour for therpy and you would think you could afford a real couch.

At $200 an hour for therpy and you would think you could afford a real couch.

PsycheOut: three more sessions and I will have one.

Doc- "So we were layind down like this and that's when she asked me to take off my helmet. Do I look like someone who would do that on a first date?" Psyche Out- "Im sorry. Can you repeat that? I've got Kanye West in my ipod and I'm trying to figure out what his appeal is."

two clicks to the right one to the left !!! s@#$ that ain't the right combo!!

two clicks to the right one to the left !!! s@#$ that ain't the right combo!!
check page 5 for this one