let's play will it float: btr giant boat with blowtorch

[Rapid Fire]

Now tell me again why a guy who lights stuff on fire would be sent to recon?

Hawk: "Blowtorch, you, Stalker, Recoil, and Sneak Peak are going to do some recon. DO NOT let Cobra know you are there."

Stalker: "Rangers lead the way, Sir." sneaks out quietly

Recoil: sneaks out quietly to scare Covergirl

Sneak Peak: "Yes, Sir." sneaks out quietly

Blowtorch: "I'm on it, Hawk, just let me grab my flamethrower. Did you change the batteries in the smoke detector?" dons garish suit and sneaks out quietly

...a short time later...

Cobra Trooper #1: "I see three bushes and some dude in a yellow and orange suit."

Cobra Trooper #2: "Shoot him you idiot! That's the Joes' flamethrower!"

Cobra Trooper #1: "Aren't flamethrowers outlawed by the Geneva Convention?"

Cobra Trooper #2: (sarcastically) "Doesn't the Geneva Convention outlaw Snake Eyes chopping us into sushi?"

Cobra Trooper #3: "Will you two shut up and shoot?"

All Cobra Troopers: "Too late, he's throwing flame at us! Aaaarrrrggghh!"

Techno Viper: "Cobra Commander, some guy in a bright orange and yellow suit standing in front of three bushes just burned an entire squad of Cobra Troopers."

Cobra Commander "The Joes must be doing recon! My plans are thwarted! I will have my revenge, Joes!"

Stalker: "Blowtorch, you've spooked them. We were only supposed to recon."

Blowtorch: "Stalker, when is the last time you practiced a fire drill."

Sneak Peak: "We're outside, you flamethrowing idiot."

Recoil: "Boo! Did I scare you?"

Stalker: "Let's head back to base."

...back at the base...

Hawk: "Stalker, this was a recon mission. You were not supposed to be seen. Explain why Cobra has abandoned the entire operation."

Stalker: "Sneak Peak, Recoil, and I dressed up as bushes..."

Hawk: "Where is Recoil, anyway? He was ordered to be here, too."

Recoil: "Boo. Did I scare you?"

Hawk: "Stop sneaking up on people before I tell Snake Eyes about you hiding in Scarlett's closet."

Stalker: "As I was saying, the three of us were well concealed, but Blowtorch ran out there with his clown suit and torched a squad of Cobras. They had to know we were there."

Hawk: "Were the cobras killed?"

Stalker: "No, they were not really injured, but several of them had their eyebrows singed, so there is a petition to have the "singed eyebrow" variation added to yojoe.com."

Hawk: "Well, at least the mission was not a total failure. Blowtorch, you are a crappy toy and your behavior was unacceptabe. I am demoting you to Built To Rule duty."

Blowtorch: "What is Built To Rule duty, Sir?"

Hawk: "You have to ride around in a boat made of legos."

Blowtorch: "But sir, don't legos melt?"

Hawk: "Don't worry, you won't get a flamethrower. Flamethrowers are outlawed under the Geneva Convention."

lol, quite amusing!

[JWLJN]

Now HERE'S a question for the ages:

How did anyone get that thing to stay together long enough to A) Completely build it. B) TRY to float it?!?

-J\/\/

[yo-man2]

all of my limp btr vehicles have recieved lego steroids