GIJoe the Movie drinking game?
Is there already such a thing? I just threw one together:
Whenever you see Firefly
Whenever Jinx has bad luck
Whenever Falcon complains or whines about anything
Whenever the twins say something at the same time
Whenever Nemesis Enforcer flies
Whenever Serpentor says “This I command!”
Whenever you see Zandar
Whenever you hear a Star Wars sound effect
Whenever you see a BAT
Whenever Cobra Commander complains or whines about anything
Whenever Roadblock rhymes
Whenever Law says something in Spanish
Whenever the term “broadcast energy transmitter” is uttered
Whenever any Cobra or Joe vehicle blows up
Whenever there is a battle cry of “Cobra” or “Yo Joe!” including Serpentor’s “Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!”
Whenever anyone says rawhides
Whenever Jinx says something in reference to her name and bad luck.
Whenever Duke mentions Falcon is his brother.
Whenever someone infiltrates someone else's base.
Whenever a person growls.
Whenever the animation regresses to the level of the cartoon
Whenever Golobulus does something distinctly anime-influenced. (ex. Golobulus' pose and glowing energy backdrop when he commanded Cobra-La to come to life at the end)
Whenever Pythona produces another weird-as-heck tentacled creature to throw at somebody (Where DOES she keep those?)
Whenever something too violent for the regular series happens
Whenever anyone hits Falcon
Wow that was fun, hit fast forward and lets do it again. I mean flip the tape over.
Whenever an established character (Alpine, etc.) gets a whole lot less screen time than BIG LOB.
Oh, wait, we'd be drinking for the whole movie!
Whenever Chuckles Talks...........
For all you AA members!
Whenever you see one of the original 10 joes in their original uniform.
Whenever anyone on the Cobra team misses what they're shooting at
Whenever you hear background music lifted from Transformers: The Movie.
Whenever someone in your group utters "the intro is so much better than the rest of the movie."