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    G.I. Joe PSAs Cobra style

    As I got older and more cynical, I thought it would be funny if they had done some alternate PSAs.

    <Billy and Johnny are in a store. Billy grabs a candy bar and stuffs it into his pocket, then hands one to Johnny.>

    Johnny: Here, let's steal this candy.
    Billy: I don't know. I don't feel right about this.
    Johnny: Don't be a wuss
    Zartan: (OC) Yeah Billy, don't be a wuss.

    <Camera pans to show Zartan holding a gun on the cashier.>

    Johnny & Billy: ZARTAN!
    Zartan: In fact kids, if you're going to steal, you should get yourself a gun and rob the place. It's much more lucrative than stealing candy.
    Billy: Thanks Zartan.
    Johnny: Now we know.
    Zartan: And now, give me all of your money too. COBRA!
    Last edited by zark1976; 04-13-2005 at 10:54 AM.

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    ROFL!! That's a good one. They could have a tagline like "Knowing may be half the battle, but having a loaded gun and being ruthless is the total battle! COBRAAA!"

    I could see a PSA with a CG telling you how to cheat on taxes and such. Oh man,the possibilities.

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    LMAO!

    Okay, that was too cool. Do another!


    Richard J.

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    lol, I had an idea for a "Just say no" Cobra PSA with a Headhunter Stormtrooper, but I didnt wanna violate the boards drug policy, so Ill just keep it to myslef

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    <Steve is being threatened by a bully.>

    Bully: Give me all of your lunch money or I'll beat you up!
    Steve: Let me go, this isn't right!
    Bully: Shut up I'm gonna pulp you.
    Steve: I'm gonna tell.

    <Wild Weasel walks up to the three.>

    Wild Weasel: Hold it right there!
    kids: Wild Weasel!
    Steve: Now you're gonna get it.
    Wild Weasel: Telling's for sissies. You want to make him stop, you hit him back. If he beats you, you deserve to lose your lunch money.

    <Bully clocks Steve, knocking some teeth out, and grabs his lunch money.>
    Steve: Now I know.
    Wild Weasel: Shut up and get away from me wimp. COBRA!!


    I've got a better idea for a destro one, I'll try to flesh it out fully before I type it up.
    Last edited by zark1976; 03-17-2005 at 12:08 PM.

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    Zark, than PSA ruled! Keep it up.

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    <Two teenagers, Jim and Sally are window shopping, suddenly Sally points to an expensive diamond bracelet.>

    Sally: That's it Jim! That's what I want for my birthday.
    Jim: I dunno Sally, that's awfully expensive. I don't know how I could ever get that for you.
    Sally: I could distract them and you could steal it.
    Jim: I dunno Sally, that seems wrong.

    <Baroness pulls up on a ferret.>

    Baroness: No dahling, the wrong thing would be to not give your love diamonds.
    Kids: Baroness!
    Baroness: If you really want to distract them, wear some leather dahling.

    <The kids go walking into the store, Sally flashes the guys behind the counter, and Jim steals the bracelet. They run back outside and speak to Baroness.>

    Baroness: Remember jim, give your woman what she wants even if you have to steal to get it.
    Jim: Thanks Baroness.
    Sally: Now we know.
    Baroness: And get yourself some leather next time. COOOBRA!!!

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    My friends and I used to come up with Cobra PSAs and funny Masters of hte Universe PSAs.

    I am writing a new "Sunbow" episode for fun and going to include a Cobra PSA with Zartan and Snakeyes so don't think I'm ripping you off when I post it in on the boards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Angry Beef
    My friends and I used to come up with Cobra PSAs and funny Masters of hte Universe PSAs.

    I am writing a new "Sunbow" episode for fun and going to include a Cobra PSA with Zartan and Snakeyes so don't think I'm ripping you off when I post it in on the boards.
    that's cool man. I think it's good to post amusing stuff.

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    this is pretty funny. Cobra could put out a child rearing book
    need 88 TF dusty crotch

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