G.I. Joe PSAs Cobra style

**zark1976** · 03-16-2005

As I got older and more cynical, I thought it would be funny if they had done some alternate PSAs.

<Billy and Johnny are in a store. Billy grabs a candy bar and stuffs it into his pocket, then hands one to Johnny.>

Johnny: Here, let's steal this candy.
Billy: I don't know. I don't feel right about this.
Johnny: Don't be a wuss
Zartan: (OC) Yeah Billy, don't be a wuss.

<Camera pans to show Zartan holding a gun on the cashier.>

Johnny & Billy: ZARTAN!
Zartan: In fact kids, if you're going to steal, you should get yourself a gun and rob the place. It's much more lucrative than stealing candy.
Billy: Thanks Zartan.
Johnny: Now we know.
Zartan: And now, give me all of your money too. COBRA!

**whitedalek** · 03-16-2005

ROFL!! That's a good one. They could have a tagline like "Knowing may be half the battle, but having a loaded gun and being ruthless is the total battle! COBRAAA!"

I could see a PSA with a CG telling you how to cheat on taxes and such. Oh man,the possibilities.

**Richard J.** · 03-16-2005

LMAO!

Okay, that was too cool. Do another!

Richard J.

**Viper Commander** · 03-16-2005

lol, I had an idea for a "Just say no" Cobra PSA with a Headhunter Stormtrooper, but I didnt wanna violate the boards drug policy, so Ill just keep it to myslef

**zark1976** · 03-16-2005

<Steve is being threatened by a bully.>

Bully: Give me all of your lunch money or I'll beat you up!
Steve: Let me go, this isn't right!
Bully: Shut up I'm gonna pulp you.
Steve: I'm gonna tell.

<Wild Weasel walks up to the three.>

Wild Weasel: Hold it right there!
kids: Wild Weasel!
Steve: Now you're gonna get it.
Wild Weasel: Telling's for sissies. You want to make him stop, you hit him back. If he beats you, you deserve to lose your lunch money.

<Bully clocks Steve, knocking some teeth out, and grabs his lunch money.>
Steve: Now I know.
Wild Weasel: Shut up and get away from me wimp. COBRA!!

I've got a better idea for a destro one, I'll try to flesh it out fully before I type it up.

**whitedalek** · 03-17-2005

Zark, than PSA ruled! Keep it up.

**zark1976** · 03-17-2005

<Two teenagers, Jim and Sally are window shopping, suddenly Sally points to an expensive diamond bracelet.>

Sally: That's it Jim! That's what I want for my birthday.
Jim: I dunno Sally, that's awfully expensive. I don't know how I could ever get that for you.
Sally: I could distract them and you could steal it.
Jim: I dunno Sally, that seems wrong.

<Baroness pulls up on a ferret.>

Baroness: No dahling, the wrong thing would be to not give your love diamonds.
Kids: Baroness!
Baroness: If you really want to distract them, wear some leather dahling.

<The kids go walking into the store, Sally flashes the guys behind the counter, and Jim steals the bracelet. They run back outside and speak to Baroness.>

Baroness: Remember jim, give your woman what she wants even if you have to steal to get it.
Jim: Thanks Baroness.
Sally: Now we know.
Baroness: And get yourself some leather next time. COOOBRA!!!

**Mr. Angry Beef** · 03-18-2005

My friends and I used to come up with Cobra PSAs and funny Masters of hte Universe PSAs.

I am writing a new "Sunbow" episode for fun and going to include a Cobra PSA with Zartan and Snakeyes so don't think I'm ripping you off when I post it in on the boards.

**zark1976** · 03-18-2005

Originally Posted by Mr. Angry Beef

My friends and I used to come up with Cobra PSAs and funny Masters of hte Universe PSAs.

I am writing a new "Sunbow" episode for fun and going to include a Cobra PSA with Zartan and Snakeyes so don't think I'm ripping you off when I post it in on the boards.

that's cool man. I think it's good to post amusing stuff.